“Thinking Outside the Box” 20oz Tumbler with Straw - Sales Gift

Because the Box is on Fire and Janet Just Scheduled Another Brainstorm

Ah yes—“Think outside the box.” That magical piece of corporate wisdom flung around in every meeting where no one actually has a clue what’s going on.

This 20oz tumbler with a straw is for all the sarcastic strategists, spreadsheet escape artists, and passive-aggressive idea ninjas who are so far outside the box, they forgot there even was a box.

🖋️ Why You’ll Love It:

• Holds 20oz of whatever fuels your “disruptive synergy”

• Comes with a straw for convenient sipping while pretending to take notes in Zoom calls

• Double-wall insulation—because your coffee deserves better than lukewarm mediocrity

• Spill-resistant lid, unlike your tolerance for buzzwords like "ideation," "value-add," or "low-hanging fruit"

🎁 Perfect for:

• Your favorite work rebel who rolls their eyes just right

• Holiday swaps, promotions, or surviving another round of “Q1 goal alignment”

• That one person in the office who says what everyone’s thinking (but funnier)

Let’s be honest: the only thing “in the box” is your motivation, and it’s been missing since the last team-building exercise. So grab this tumbler, sip smugly, and get ready to crush the day—with caffeine, sarcasm, and absolutely zero interest in corporate clichés.

Product features
- High-quality stainless steel for durability
- Includes a straw and lid for convenience
- Glossy finish adds an elegant touch
- Cylindrical shape with ample printing area
- Perfect for both hot and cold beverages

Care instructions
- Hand wash only