Welcome to Sirens to Sales, where I help cops trade in their badges for business cards and their sirens for sales pitches.
I'm Josh Malczak and after proudly serving 16 years on the force, I made the smooth transition to the corporate world (spoiler: no sirens or high-speed chases, but plenty of high-pressure meetings).
I know firsthand the challenges of switching from life in uniform to business attire. But don't worry—whether you’re looking to swap your patrol car for a sales presentation or just need a cool tumbler to sip your coffee while pretending to “figure it all out,” I’ve got you covered. You'll be rockin' those TEAMS meetings!
Sirens to Sales is my way of blending two worlds—law enforcement and corporate hustle—with a side of humor and a lot of support. From business card holders to water bottles, our gear is designed to help you transition in style. Plus, every purchase comes with a healthy dose of motivation (and possibly a few chuckles) to remind you that just because you’re no longer answering calls doesn’t mean you can’t still answer to your dreams. (Trust me, you'll be loving those weekends off!)
So, what are you waiting for? Your badge may be retired, but your career as a corporate badass is just beginning. Let’s make that transition smoother than a freshly polished patrol car.
Sirens to Sales—where every cop deserves a second act and a well-organized desk.