The Only Coffee Mug That’ll Fire You Before Your Boss Does

🚫 PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN.
☕ COFFEE’S FOR CLOSERS.

This isn’t just a mug—it’s a daily performance review in ceramic form.

Inspired by the most aggressive pep talk in movie history, this mug is made exclusively for outside sales pros who know the thrill of crushing quotas, dodging gatekeepers, and closing deals from their car, a café, or the parking lot of a Taco Bell.

Features:

Holds coffee. Or ambition. Or tears of your competition.

Glazed in the cold sweat of underperforming reps.

Motivational? Yes. Subtle? Not even a little.

Set it on your desk, flash it on your next Zoom call, or sip dramatically after a killer pitch. Just remember: If you're not closing… put that coffee down.

👉 Buy it now—because coffee’s for closers, and so is this mug.

Product features
- 15oz black ceramic mug with glossy finish
- Safe for microwave and dishwasher use
- Easy-grip handle for comfortable holding
- Lead and BPA-free for peace of mind
- Ideal gift for outside sales professionals or anyone in the sales industry

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap