"I’m in a Meeting" Tee – The Ultimate Office Survival Shirt

"I’m in a Meeting" T-Shirt
For When You’re Definitely Not in a Meeting, But Also Don’t Want to Talk to Kyle from Accounting

Tired of pretending to look busy? Want a professional way to say “leave me alone, I’m trying to scroll in peace”? Introducing the ultimate passive-aggressive uniform for the modern office gladiator: the “I’m in a Meeting” tee.

This shirt does all the hard work for you—no Zoom call required. Slip it on and instantly gain an invisible force field of plausible deniability. Whether you’re ghosting that 4:30 pm sync or hiding in a conference room with a coffee and a thousand-yard stare, this shirt has your back (literally).

Perfect for:

• Avoiding small talk in the break room
• Pretending your AirPods are on during lunch
• Sending a clear message without saying a word (because you’re “muted”)
• Surviving 6 meetings that could’ve been 1 email

Bonus: It’s business casual if you pair it with crippling anxiety and a lanyard.

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Constructed with double-needle stitching for durability.
- Crafted without side seams for a smooth, attractive finish.
- Garment-dyed for soft colors and a unique texture.
- Made from 100% US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean