Creative Tripod Lamp with Quota Powered Light Source - Unique Home Décor

Quota Powered Light Source – Desk Lamp
Because This Month’s Pipeline Isn’t Going to Light Itself.

Say hello to your new favorite coworker: the Quota Powered Light Source—a desk lamp for sales reps who know that closing deals takes caffeine, charisma, and just the right amount of ambient lighting.

This isn’t just a lamp. It’s a statement. A tribute to the hustle. A beacon of hope in a world full of unqualified leads, ghosted follow-ups, and CRM updates no one asked for.

Why You Need It:

• Turns on faster than your SDRs on demo day
• Shines brighter than Chad after hitting 200% of quota
• Pairs well with cold brew, rejection, and last-minute pipeline pushes
• Scientifically* proven to increase end-of-month panic productivity
  (*according to Carl from RevOps, so do with that what you will)

Warning: May cause coworkers to ask, “Where’d you get that?” during Zoom calls. You’re allowed to respond with, “Would love to set up some time to talk about it.”

Don’t wait for Q4. Get yours now—before this deal gets closed by someone else.

Product features
- High-resolution printed shade for vibrant designs
- 360° all-over print for added visual appeal
- Warm, cozy lighting for any occasion
- Durable galvanized steel tripod base
- Compatible with standard US/CA plugs

Care instructions
- If the lamp does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, damp cloth.